Horribly Vain

So I've been thinking a lot about what's wrong with me lately. Even though I do turn those thoughts inward towards personality things it always ends up becoming a very physical critique too. I'm not sure if that's just typical unhealthy vanity or if I can't personally separate my metaphysical from my physical. Anyways it lead me to the most hilariously pathetic art project I've ever created. As seen above I decided to rate the individual features of my face on a scale of 1 to 10 so I could then discern the average and find out my rating. I came out a 5.3, very average, not at all ideal for my ego. I've decided to quit taking the pill mainly because I think it makes my face puffy and makes me sweat when there's no reason to be sweating. Quitting the pill will increase my scores on the cheeks and jaw line at the very least. My calculations indicate I can get myself up to 7.2, maybe a little higher. This will also be incentive to practice safe sex EVERY time, not that I plan to have sex at all. That's a 'just in case' type thing. Another strategy would be to just not care about my score but I'm a Leo living in New York City and trying to not care would be like challenging a vegan to a pork chop eating contest.